505FindsLove

505 + 1 Finds Love

Source: Kiki

505 + 1 is hopelessly single! Who will be the first to find true love? Join us on a riveting quest for an s/o by the end of the year. Stay tuned and BET at the link below! (it’s fake money)

The rules:

no situationships counted • Chatbots are also not allowed • No rental partners • no body pillows • Homo Sapiens only • If a loophole is declared unfair by a majority of the other members, the win be nullified.

If none of us get a girlfriend, we will each donate $50 to a charity of our choice.

THE CONTESTANTS

Source: Players Show

Ivy “伪装者” Zhang

Joshua “Joshua” Yu

• computer sicence

• has played genshin impact

• willing to become boyfriend for dutch oven

• will sell children

• *for audio

• *and in n out

• venmo.gov/joshie

Kian “Rizza“ Soltani

Jeremiah “placeholder“ Nicholson

Source: kurzgesagt

• longest chest hair (singular)

• loves children

• volunteers

• pizza hut

• middle school

• pizza hut thin crust pepperoni

• im walkin ‘ere

• diversity hire at university of college

• in 90,000 of debt

(shekels)

Micahel “uchicago transfer“ Golden

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